CHIA PET

INSTRUMENT - Kawai bass guitar
YEARS IN ELF - 9 years
MUSICAL INFLUENCES - Rush, King Crimson, Jeff Berlin
ZODIAC SIGN - Virgo
FAVORITE FOOD - sunflower seeds
FAVORITE ELF SONG - "When the Bottom Drops Out"
FAVORITE ELF MEMORY - Tie: "Taking everybody's money in after-show, all-night poker marathons. Reducing Tidbit to tears with 10 straight hours of verbal torment, causing his immediate resignation ("Number One...can you hear me, Number One?")"
WORST ELF MEMORY - Tie: "The Elf van in 100 degree heat (numerous times). All night (and day) drive from Fayetteville AK to Austin TX"
IF YOU WERE EVER TRAPPED WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS
OF RETARTED ELF ON AN ISLAND, AND WERE FORCED
TO EAT ANOTHER MEMBER.....
WHO WOULD YOU WANT TO EAT FIRST AND WHY??
- "Whoever fell asleep first."

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